Conversation with cat

My cat has the Attitude - she knows what she wants and knows how to get it. So we have "conversations" about what she may and may not do every day. As she does not speak she shows her attitude with poses. Here is our everyday conversation (after she tried to drink my coffee - she loves coffee with milk and sugar as much as I do, sit on yarn skein and eat my model (Barbie doll) ).

Me: Kitty, You know You play tricks - don't do that!

Kitty: 



I am mad at You...
You don't love me...

Me: Kitty, please, don't. You know I love You. Do You want me to prove it with some snacks? I have some delicious snacks here, just turn around... 

Kitty:



You can't buy me with some pity snacks...
But go on, I can be mad and listen to You at the same time...

Me: kitty, please, You are so nice and good cat... Pretty please, turn around and stop to be mad... Please... I will let You....

Kitty:



Yes, continue, please...

 Me: ...Ok, I will let You to try my coffee. Deal?

Kitty:



Really... Well, I hope You learned the lesson - kitty gets what kitty wants.
Bring me that coffee.  And no more objections, is it clear?